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? Doo-doo-doo doo doo doo

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? Doo-doo-doo
doo doo doo-doo. ?

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{\an8}Wake up, people,
you're being lied to!

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Thank you, Aoife, that's enough
from you.

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They're trying to silence me!

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We all want to silence you.

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You're very noisy.

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STUDENTS BOO

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This is all because of what happened
at training.

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You see...

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Oi! I'm being cancelled!

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Let go! Get off me!

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So here's the rewind.

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Shoot.

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Total concentration.

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Enter the zone.

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Three, two...

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Three, two...

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Three...

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Jim, what's going on?

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I'm no expert, but I'm
going to say...

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...badminton?

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Yeah, but why?

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Well, the...

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...shufflecocks.

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Shuttlecocks?
That's what I said.

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Why? Why are people playing
badminton in our gym, Jim?

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MR HOLT: Economy. You only need
half the gym,

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so I've rented the other half to the
local over-70s badminton club -

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The Silver Shuttlers.

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Nice backhand, Maureen.

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It's a crucial point in the season!
Time is running out.

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You could say the same for them.
HE LAUGHS

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No, but it was the
Junior President's idea to raise

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some much-needed school funds.

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Is that how we paid for the
massage chair in the staffroom?

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Indeed it is.

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THEY IMITATE MASSAGE CHAIRS

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Sorry, Junior President?

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Who's the Junior President?

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You don't know?

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Aoife.

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Jessica! You're the junior president?

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Surely you remember the election.

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The Yes for Jess campaign?

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I won by a landslide.

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I guess it must have been
before I came to this school.

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But it must have been on the news,
though, right?

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Anyway, it's about the gym.

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The Vipers need the space back...
Let me stop you there, Aoife.

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OK. You see,

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I don't care.

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What?

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Sadly, it's my last week
as president,

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so I've mainly been focused on

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using up all of my letterhead
notepaper.

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Jamie's been helping me move out.

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So... who's going to be the new
president?

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Whoever wins the election.
Could be anyone.

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You mean it could be me?

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Stranger things have happened.

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Can't think of any specific ones,
but they must have.

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I don't know.

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Seems like a lot of responsibility.

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It's a shame.

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I think you'd be good at it.

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I hereby announce my candidacy
for Junior President.

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Anyone have any questions?

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Anyone?

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Take your time.

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Have a little think.

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Anyone?

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You'll vote for me, won't you,
Conor?

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What's it for, dumbest sibling
contest?

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No, you won that one for life.

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It's for Junior President.

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There's only one other candidate,
Barry, from the Gamers Club.

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He's got 12,000 supporters.

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But they're thunder goblins,
which doesn't count.

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I checked.

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Clanger! Have you ever had any
interest in entering politics?

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Why would I do that?

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It's boring.

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You get to have a say
in how the school's run.

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Boring!
Get to bring new ideas to the table.

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Boring!

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"Candidates will be excused
from lessons

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"for the duration of the campaign."

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I've always wanted to serve
my fellow pupils.

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I knew you'd like it.

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But hang on.

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Why don't you want to be president?

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I'll be the brains behind
the operation.

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And you be... The brains in the
front of the operation!

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Exactly! I'll do the work and you
take the credit.

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Don't salute me, Conor.

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I haven't won yet.

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So your plan to get the whole gym
back is running for president?

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I'd be good at it!

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I've got strong leadership
and organisational skills.

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Plus attention to detail.

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You know your buttons are
done up wrong?

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AOIFE SCOFFS

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I did know that.

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We'll definitely vote for you,
won't we, Zara?

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Who else is running?

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Breaking news!

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Clanger's standing.

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Conor's running his campaign.

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Conor? Running a campaign?

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He can't even run a bath!

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Believe me, he's my brother,
I would know.

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I've never actually seen him
run a bath.

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Not once.

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Urgh! Yuck!

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Anyway, I'm guaranteed to win.

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110%!

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You can't get 110%.

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120%, then.

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Cos I've got a secret weapon.

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Well, it's not maths.

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It's my campaign team.

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Who are they?

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You're looking at them.

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Well, you're looking at me
looking at them.

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It's you!

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Zara - campaign manager.

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I suppose someone has to keep you
organised.

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Charlotte - stylist.

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Go, me!

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THEY CLICK THEIR FINGERS

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And Nyla - security.

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Will it involve physical danger
and resisting potential violence?

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Might do. I'm in.

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ALL: Vipers!

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Clanger HQ, where we
launch your campaign...

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...with the slogan...

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...Clanger...

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...Ring The Changes.

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What?

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I don't get it.

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How about...

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Yes... We... Clang!

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That is completely meaningless.

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Yeah, I like it, too.

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Fine, OK.

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Next question.
What are you standing for?

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Well, because there's no chairs.

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This is going to take a while.

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Let's draw up a list of policies
for Aoife,

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things she passionately believes in.

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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Aoife's not here.

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I've sent her for snacks.
It's much easier without her.

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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Roger. Why are you talking to your wrist?

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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
I'm security. This is what we do.

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You never know when an intruder
might...

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CHARLOTTE SHRIEKS
Easy, tiger!

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Sorry, Charlotte.

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I can't see you with these on.

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They're actually quite stylish.

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Thank you.

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Excuse me.

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I've planned a new look for Aoife.

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I'm putting her in a
brand-new wardrobe.

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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Good idea.

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She'll be nice and safe
in a wardrobe.

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Style, substance and security.

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I think we're ready
to launch our candidate.

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IMITATES RADIO STATIC
Copy that.

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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

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CAMERAS CLICK

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Can I take a selfie?

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Whoa! One sec.

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They're hard.
CHARLOTTE MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY

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What's in the bag?

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Normal stuff.

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Guys, I'm clear.

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Yep, yep. OK, good to go.

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Right, "Everybody, vote for me." OK.

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Vote for Aoife!

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Vote for me.

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Vote for me! Go, Aoife!

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Don't forget to vote for me.

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Have another one. Thank you.

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You look good. Thanks.

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SHE MOUTHS

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Move out!

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Doing great, Aoife.

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Meeting new people,
getting the message out.

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And I haven't even seen Clanger.

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So...

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MULTIPLE PHONE ALERTS

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CONOR: Are you tired of bad things?

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DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
The statistics do not lie.

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Whom will save us?

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I'm Clanger and I'll fight you...
For you.

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I'll fight for you.

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Vote Clanger, and all pupils will
get free doughnuts.

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Free doughnuts!

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Also prejudice is bad,
but the environment is good.

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I'm Clanger and I approve
this message.

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Nobody's actually going to
believe this, right?

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Do you think the free doughnut thing
applies to staff as well?

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What are you saying?

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Of course they'll believe it.

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The voters are idiots.

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They're allergic to the peanuts
that are their own brains.

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Hey, losers!

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There's still time for you to pull
out of the race.

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No way. We're going to win this.

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We'll make our own video.

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Maybe you already have.

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OK, ideas for the campaign video?

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Well, I play basketball,
and you two do cheerleading.

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Give me an A!
A.

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Give me an E!

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Or is it I next?

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I think it's O then I.

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It's mostly vowels.

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Sorry, how do you spell Aoife?

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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
CONOR: Ladies and gentlemen,

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your next student president
of Midvale High.

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Clanger!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Students of Midvale,

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I will make any empty promises.

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I'll give you whatever you like.

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Free pizza! Vending machine!

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Uh, free pizza vending machine
for every pupil.

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Excuse me.

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We booked this gym.

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See? Even my opponent wants to
close us down.

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She doesn't care about you.

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Yes, I do. I care!

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Look at me caring.

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That's not what your campaign
manager said

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earlier this afternoon.

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MULTIPLE PHONE ALERTS

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The voters are idiots.

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They're allergic to the peanuts
that are their own brains.

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CROWD BOOS

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No, you don't understand.

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She thinks you're too stupid
to understand.

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I don't think that. I'm nice!

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Look, I'm sporty.

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JAMIE: Ow!

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Sorry.

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Give me an A!

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Not now.

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The Vipers are nice.

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The Vipers...

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Do you want to vote for a Viper?

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CROWD: No!

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Then vote for me, and I'll drive
these Vipers out of our gym

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and convert it into a full
laser tag centre!

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CHEERING
Come on!

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We need outside help.

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SHE KNOCKS

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Enter at your peril!

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Greetings, mortal female.

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Wow!

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You look really busy running
this DandD club.

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Indeed I am.

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It'd be impossible for you to do
this and run for Junior President.

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Maybe you should pull out
and support someone else?

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00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,919
You're quite right.

268
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,559
Oh, OK. That was easy.

269
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,000
We're supporting Clanger.

270
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,520
Clanger? Why?

271
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,199
Where'd you get these from?

272
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,039
A gift from a well-wisher.

273
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,999
Clanger!

274
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,599
Oh, he got here first.

275
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,040
If he wins, we get a slushy machine, too.

276
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,480
Oh!

277
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:45,079
The Dungeons and Dragons Society
is hereby renamed...

278
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,359
The Dungeons and Doughnuts Society!

279
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,680
ALL: Yeah!

280
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,479
It's crisis time.

281
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,959
Our key messages aren't landing
with the core target demographics.

282
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,000
You what? You're going to lose.

283
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,799
What about the swing voters?

284
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,920
They refuse to get off the swings.

285
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,679
Does anybody have any good news?

286
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:13,759
Oh, I did a poll where everyone
said they'd vote for you.

287
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,039
Really?

288
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,599
How many people did you ask?

289
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,199
Uh, it was just us four.

290
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,400
And, actually, I'm a don't know.

291
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,160
Let's try a new approach.

292
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,759
Q, Q... Quickly...

293
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,199
...U... ..utilise...

294
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,639
I, I...

295
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,360
...important...

296
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,479
T?

297
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,439
...tactics!

298
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,359
No, it says quit.

299
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,359
As in give up.

300
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,039
Tell Conor you'll pull out

301
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,319
if he agrees to give us the
gym back,

302
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,479
which is all we wanted
in the first place.

303
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,759
Oh, yeah!

304
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,799
Everybody wins!

305
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,279
Well, Clanger does.

306
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,039
But at least we don't lose!

307
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,210
All you have to do is be nice
to your brother.

308
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,079
You can do this.

309
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,440
Big smiles.

310
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,480
Whoops! My mistake.

311
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,559
I'm here to make you an offer.

312
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,999
I'm only going to say it once.

313
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,680
You give us the gym back...

314
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,680
...and I'll quit the race.

315
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,400
No, thanks.

316
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,759
What do you mean, no?

317
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,719
I'm making you an offer here!

318
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,319
You said you were only going to
say it once.

319
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,040
She did say that.
You did say that.

320
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,799
But it's an incredible offer!

321
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,399
And I don't want it.

322
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,399
Clanger needs an enemy to fight.

323
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,159
By attacking you, his support
has gone through the roof.

324
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,959
Here, have a doughnut.

325
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,119
I don't want your doughnut!
I want my gym time back!

326
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:03,879
Sorry. Once Clanger wins,
those hoops are gone, sister!

327
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,839
We're putting in strobe lights.

328
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,799
You wouldn't. Yes, we would!

329
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,279
That's it! You wanted a fight?
You've got one, brother.

330
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,599
So...

331
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,040
...how would you say that went?

332
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,080
CLANGER SNORES

333
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,359
Clanger, wake up.

334
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,759
SLEEPILY: Kneel before your
president!

335
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,000
Clanger!

336
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,679
Slight problem.

337
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,840
I think I pushed my sister too far.

338
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,279
I'm back in the race and the gloves
are now off.

339
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,559
What gloves?

340
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,399
This campaign just got dirty.

341
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,279
Then we should keep the gloves on.

342
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,440
Time for some covert surveillance.

343
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,399
If Aoife challenges you,
you have nothing.

344
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,159
You can't afford doughnuts
for all the pupils.

345
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,120
These boxes are as empty
as our promises.

346
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,239
And look at our campaign file.

347
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:12,119
It's all just empty pages
and rude drawings of Mr Holt.

348
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:15,080
If people saw this,
we would be finished.

349
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,080
I think I know how to win
this election.

350
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,120
This is the final hustings,
so let's hust.

351
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:40,839
First up, Mr Clanger of the Free
Doughnuts, Save The Polar Bears

352
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,919
And Did We Mention
The Free Doughnuts Party.

353
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,759
APPLAUSE

354
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,119
Louder, get in there!

355
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,200
Come on, come on!

356
00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:55,559
There you are.
Did your brother take the deal?

357
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,359
Forget the deal,
I've got a better idea.

358
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,799
Vote for me, and I promise
to end all exams.

359
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,959
The abolition of homework
and an extra week

360
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,879
of school holidays per month.

361
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,720
APPLAUSE

362
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,439
Students of Midvale,
you're being lied to.

363
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,959
Wait your turn, please, Aoife.

364
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,719
Clanger promised you a pizza
vending machine per person.

365
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,319
What's really in the campaign file?

366
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,800
We demand to know. What does it say?

367
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,720
It's a surprisingly thorough
costing plan for vending machines.

368
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,199
What? Yeah, it'll be purchased
second hand,

369
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,159
students will fix them as part of DT
lessons, sell half on at a profit,

370
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,239
and retain others for use
within the school.

371
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:43,759
Well... OK.

372
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,599
But what about what you just said
about banning homework?

373
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,239
Uh, there seems to be an overview
of research into the negative

374
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,439
effects of homework on adolescent
brain development.

375
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,920
APPLAUSE

376
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,079
But...

377
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,640
But what's really in those
so-called doughnut boxes?

378
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,520
They're full of doughnuts,
aren't they?

379
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,999
Delicious!

380
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,519
Wake up, people!

381
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,959
You're being lied to.

382
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,799
Thank you, Aoife, that's enough
from you.

383
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,319
They're trying to silence me!

384
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,799
We all want to silence you.
You're very noisy.

385
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,839
CROWD BOOS

386
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,439
This is all because of what happened
at training. You see...

387
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,280
Oi! I'm being cancelled!

388
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,119
This is where we came in, remember?

389
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,559
See what happens when you try
and outwit Conor and Clanger?

390
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,999
You've just been clonged!

391
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,719
That's not even a phrase!

392
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,120
It is now, sister! It is now.

393
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,639
That was amazing!

394
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,159
You are so going to win.

395
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:03,159
And then we're going to change the
name of this place to Clanger High

396
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,919
with a picture of me instead
of that dude with the hat.

397
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,919
His Royal Highness the King?

398
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,399
Whatever.

399
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,319
The day will start with
a pledge of allegiance to me.

400
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,919
It sounds a bit like you want
to be a supreme dictator.

401
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,479
Yeah, I was worried that it
weren't coming across.

402
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,039
No, it is, but...

403
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,959
...remember, the people still have to
choose you.

404
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,479
Then you'll be... The Chosen One!

405
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,800
Again, probably not a phrase you
should use until we've won.

406
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,079
I see.

407
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,519
Play along now.

408
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,600
Strike them with an iron fist later.

409
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,679
The election's tomorrow.

410
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,599
I need to be popular quick,
I'll do anything!

411
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,439
On that TV show,
people win votes by eating insects.

412
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,400
Nyla, get me a snail, stat!

413
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,559
You want to be popular?

414
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,959
There's only one person to ask.

415
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,479
No way.

416
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,639
This campaign was about doing
what's right for the team,

417
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,679
not about your personal ego.

418
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,679
What about my self-respect?

419
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,560
What self-respect is that?

420
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,000
I've been pelted by shuttlecocks...

421
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,319
...become a hate figure
for the entire school,

422
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,959
showed myself up in front of Jamie...

423
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,919
Look, I'm sporty!

424
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,159
Ow!

425
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,639
...practically lost the gym...

426
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,959
{\an8}And I'll drive these Vipers
out of our gym and convert it

427
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,719
into a full laser tag centre.

428
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,559
...and offered to eat snails...

429
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,439
Nyla, get me a snail stat!

430
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,919
...for votes.

431
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,999
Fair enough.

432
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,840
Let's go and see Jessica.

433
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,959
I wondered how long this would take.

434
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,759
You're desperate for my help.

435
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,159
I wouldn't say desperate.

436
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,479
I would. You don't speak for me.

437
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,879
Because if I did,
you wouldn't be in this mess.

438
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,359
JESSICA CLICKS PEN

439
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,359
She'll help you win,
I'm telling you now.

440
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,239
I don't need her to help me win.
I've got myself.

441
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,359
I know, but if she doesn't help
you win, you're going to lose,

442
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,679
and then you're going to look
silly.

443
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,439
I'm not going to lose,
and I'm not going to look silly.

444
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,119
Shut up!
Clanger's going to beat you.

445
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,159
I can see why your campaign
is going badly,

446
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,519
but why should I help you?

447
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,559
Junior President organises
the end of year disco.

448
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:23,119
And I happen to know that Clanger's
chosen theme is...

449
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,279
...eggy smells!

450
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,959
That cannot happen.

451
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,359
Then help us. Please!

452
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,879
Since you begged like a dog...

453
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,040
...yes, I will.

454
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,519
How do I know that you're not
working for Clanger?

455
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,599
He bribes people with doughnuts.

456
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,239
Do you know how much sugar
those things contain?

457
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,599
I haven't eaten a doughnut
since lockdown.

458
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,920
I believe her.

459
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,360
{\an8}Welcome to the team.

460
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,480
There are three secrets
to being popular.

461
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,079
One - don't be needy.

462
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,680
And two...

463
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,000
...always hold something back.

464
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,679
You said three secrets.

465
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,560
Yeah. What's the third?

466
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:14,879
What's the third secret?

467
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,159
Tell us!

468
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,320
Ooooh!

469
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,079
The third secret is to always
leave them wanting more.

470
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,440
It is.

471
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:34,479
I am hereby relaunching my campaign
with three promises.

472
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,240
One, I will listen to everyone.

473
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,039
Two, I will speak up for everyone.

474
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,280
Thank you.

475
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,159
Wait, that was only two.

476
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,879
What's the third promise?

477
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,239
We'll have to vote
for her to find out.

478
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,680
I know I will.

479
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,640
Vote for me.

480
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,160
Vote for Aoife!

481
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,560
Vote for Aoife.

482
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,759
Vote Aoife!

483
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,050
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No bribing with doughnuts.

484
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,080
Vote for Aoife. Vote for Aoife.

485
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,079
All votes have been counted
and verified.

486
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,239
Time for me to announce the results.

487
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,640
This is it, Conor.

488
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,159
I can taste the power!

489
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,479
It is only for one term, remember.

490
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,479
Oh, no! Once I'm in,
I can change the rules.

491
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,839
I'm going to be president for life!

492
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,919
What? You can't do that! What?

493
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,959
CONOR LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
You can't... You can't...

494
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,759
You can't do that.

495
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,920
Right?

496
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,119
He wants to be president for life.

497
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,519
For life?

498
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,679
That's not allowed, is it?

499
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,159
What are you going to do about it?

500
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,439
What can I do?
I'm supposed to be on his team.

501
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,599
You do something.

502
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,359
The results are as follows.

503
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,719
Can't believe I'm going to do this.

504
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,999
Wait.

505
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,839
The president can change the rules,
and the president can also

506
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,439
cancel future elections.

507
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,279
And there's nothing any of you
suckers can do about it!

508
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,239
Right, but until this election's
over.

509
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,279
Jessica is still president,
which means she can decide

510
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,200
to cancel this election.

511
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,160
What?

512
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,279
Oh, well, I don't know.
SHE CHUCKLES

513
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,519
Would you like me to stay on
as president?

514
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,439
CHEERING

515
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,599
Yessica for the Jessica!

516
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,039
{\an8}I hereby declare Jessica
Junior President for life

517
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,319
{\an8}by popular acclamation.

518
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,959
No! What? This is a fix! No!

519
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,200
Take the votes away and burn them.

520
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,600
Democracy is a wonderful thing.

521
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,879
Thanks, Aoife. Guess I owe you one.

522
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,350
So, does this mean we can
have the whole gym back?

523
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,280
No.

524
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,959
I was robbed, Conor.

525
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,639
Let's raise a mob and storm
the staffroom!

526
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,279
Let it go, mate.

527
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,799
The important thing is we've got
three days off lessons.

528
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,479
Quick reminder, boys,
I'll be expecting your 1,000 word

529
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,090
handwritten reports on the campaign
experience first thing tomorrow.

530
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,560
What? It didn't say anything
about that on the poster.

531
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,879
Remember what you said?

532
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,000
Campaign manager does all the work.

533
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,799
That was a waste of time.
We still lost half our gym.

534
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,639
At least we stopped Clanger from
taking over the whole school.

535
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,239
And you never know,

536
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,639
Maybe Aoife got the most votes.

537
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,999
Jamie counted them, he must know.

538
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,480
Was it me? Did I win?

539
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,280
JAMIE: But I voted for you, Aoife!

540
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,600
? Doo-doo-doo doo doo doo

541
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,080
? Doo-doo-doo
doo doo doo-doo. ?

542
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:45,680
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